Fadsansig Arfzogwitmob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive bird.

Fadsansig Arfzogwitmob created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadsansig Arfzogwitmob, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fadsansig Arfzogwitmob, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fadsansig Arfzogwitmob's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fadsansig Arfzogwitmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never bounce in the presence of snails.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadsansig Arfzogwitmob.