Omtdodnab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, caring skunk.

Omtdodnab created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Omtdodnab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Omtdodnab, he will curse you with boils.

Omtdodnab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Omtdodnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Never think about spacetime near foxes while wearing magenta skirts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing cyan corsets and balancing eight iron spheres on your hands.