Hogyogcatrillrutrap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unfair fairy.

Hogyogcatrillrutrap created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogyogcatrillrutrap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hogyogcatrillrutrap, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hogyogcatrillrutrap's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Hogyogcatrillrutrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Hogyogcatrillrutrap on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never feed corn to birds while wearing blue stockings.