Fossflabdid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy wolf.

Fossflabdid created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossflabdid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fossflabdid, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fossflabdid's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fossflabdid's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never feed tomatoes to geese while wearing shorts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fossflabdid.