Yogbopduss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing cat.

Yogbopduss created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbopduss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yogbopduss, she will turn you into a goat.

Yogbopduss' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Yogbopduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Yogbopduss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never mention gulls.