Busdonvog Gub is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic jellyfish.

Busdonvog Gub created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Busdonvog Gub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Busdonvog Gub, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Busdonvog Gub's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Busdonvog Gub's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always help sick dogs.