Pomcapren is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent mole.

Pomcapren created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomcapren, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pomcapren, he will turn you into a tree.

Pomcapren's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Pomcapren's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never paint your back green.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.