Litbarnquagsadjapwadweg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awesome crab.

Litbarnquagsadjapwadweg created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Litbarnquagsadjapwadweg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Litbarnquagsadjapwadweg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Litbarnquagsadjapwadweg's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Litbarnquagsadjapwadweg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine rats approach from the east.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Never wear gray stockings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.