Bogrullcid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental turtle.

Bogrullcid created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogrullcid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogrullcid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bogrullcid's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bogrullcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing red rings and balancing five platinum spheres on your head.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Bogrullcid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never bounce in holy places.