Nurlfumnart is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, blissful beaver.

Nurlfumnart created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfumnart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurlfumnart, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nurlfumnart's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nurlfumnart's Holy Commandments

1. Nurlfumnart must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Always stare at clouds.