Batsasarn is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, caring
fly.
Batsasarn created dark matter seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Batsasarn, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Batsasarn, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Batsasarn's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Batsasarn's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.
2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.
3. Never eat garlic.
4. Do not wear gold on your body.
5. Never think ill of sick whales.