Labflamarm is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless otter.

Labflamarm created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Labflamarm, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Labflamarm, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Labflamarm's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Labflamarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet kilts.

2. Labflamarm must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Labflamarm loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.