Narflyvab is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, prudent
goat.
Narflyvab created humankind nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narflyvab, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Narflyvab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Narflyvab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Narflyvab's Holy Commandments1. Narflyvab loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.
2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.
3. Do not dye your hair pink.
4. Do not take Narflyvab's name in vain.
5. Never wear gray boots.