Narflyvab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, prudent goat.

Narflyvab created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narflyvab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Narflyvab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Narflyvab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Narflyvab's Holy Commandments

1. Narflyvab loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Do not take Narflyvab's name in vain.

5. Never wear gray boots.