Daglikspag Far is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, proud unicorn.

Daglikspag Far created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daglikspag Far, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Daglikspag Far, he will throw large rocks at you.

Daglikspag Far's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Daglikspag Far's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to hamsters while wearing blue dresses.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Always look after injured great tits.