Parknadpodkimbopsad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, irritating hydra.

Parknadpodkimbopsad created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Parknadpodkimbopsad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Parknadpodkimbopsad, she will turn you into a rat.

Parknadpodkimbopsad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Parknadpodkimbopsad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must pray to Parknadpodkimbopsad five times a day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.