Yarprenyart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful dolphin.

Yarprenyart created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarprenyart, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarprenyart, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yarprenyart's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yarprenyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not hurt shrews.