Ragpidkomhen is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful
capybara.
Ragpidkomhen created Europe five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ragpidkomhen, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Ragpidkomhen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Ragpidkomhen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Ragpidkomhen's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
4. Always look after injured swans.
5. Do not covet oxen.