Zodquimnur is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, proud weasel.

Zodquimnur created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodquimnur, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zodquimnur, it will come to you in dreams.

Zodquimnur's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Zodquimnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Zodquimnur on top of all buildings.