Podlarplibnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental hummingbird.

Podlarplibnutt created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podlarplibnutt, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Podlarplibnutt, it will not care.

Podlarplibnutt's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Podlarplibnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed lots of parsnips to turtles while wearing green jumpers.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.