Fatkinwee is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, flying hyena.

Fatkinwee created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatkinwee, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fatkinwee, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fatkinwee's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fatkinwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.