Jenarprut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking gerbil.

Jenarprut created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jenarprut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jenarprut, he will turn you into a rat.

Jenarprut's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Jenarprut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Put Jenarprut first in all things.