Cargumyat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, happy raven.

Cargumyat created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cargumyat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cargumyat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cargumyat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cargumyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near dogs while wearing black boots and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never feed strawberries to aardvarks while wearing tights.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.