Tofmadbud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, charitable mole.

Tofmadbud created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofmadbud, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tofmadbud, it will turn you into a slug.

Tofmadbud's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tofmadbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Always help horses.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from turquoise rats, for they are unholy.