Likstigmab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful clam.

Likstigmab created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likstigmab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Likstigmab, she will laugh at you.

Likstigmab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Likstigmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Hide from orange turtles for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help doves in need.