Negbedmis is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing pig.

Negbedmis created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbedmis, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Negbedmis, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Negbedmis' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Negbedmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Negbedmis' priests.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.