Vedwatgarfon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident eagle.

Vedwatgarfon created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vedwatgarfon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vedwatgarfon, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vedwatgarfon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vedwatgarfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.