Duthongov is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-confident bear.

Duthongov created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Duthongov, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Duthongov, it will be very unhappy.

Duthongov's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Duthongov's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Always obey Duthongov's priests.