Stiglun Stigbigflab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, stupid dove.

Stiglun Stigbigflab created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiglun Stigbigflab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stiglun Stigbigflab, it will not care.

Stiglun Stigbigflab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Stiglun Stigbigflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never paint your neck indigo.