Gubdissfem is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fast dugong.

Gubdissfem created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdissfem, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gubdissfem, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gubdissfem's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gubdissfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never paint your legs turquoise.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never hurt sheep.