Wadbotgepwig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing finch.

Wadbotgepwig created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbotgepwig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wadbotgepwig, he will not care at all.

Wadbotgepwig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Wadbotgepwig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine whales approach from the east.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Do not sing in public.