Weelakleg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, contented guinea pig.

Weelakleg created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weelakleg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Weelakleg, it will be mildly annoyed.

Weelakleg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Weelakleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Retreat if six mice approach from the east.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.