Faddimvoncumtimgamvadvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident butterfly.

Faddimvoncumtimgamvadvonk created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Faddimvoncumtimgamvadvonk, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Faddimvoncumtimgamvadvonk, he will turn you into a duck.

Faddimvoncumtimgamvadvonk's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Faddimvoncumtimgamvadvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never feed tomatoes to aardvarks while wearing green shorts.

5. Never talk about asteroids.