Cublambom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental monkey.

Cublambom created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cublambom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cublambom, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cublambom's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cublambom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Run away if five gulls approach from the east.