Ratfashun is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humane otter.

Ratfashun created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Ratfashun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ratfashun, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ratfashun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ratfashun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of sharks.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Always pray immersed in water.