Gupgedwit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm pigeon.

Gupgedwit created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupgedwit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gupgedwit, it will torture you forever.

Gupgedwit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gupgedwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not eat aubergines.