Motwanmadsinxuckduss is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient toad.

Motwanmadsinxuckduss created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Motwanmadsinxuckduss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Motwanmadsinxuckduss, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Motwanmadsinxuckduss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Motwanmadsinxuckduss' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.