Hugomthiv is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthinking centipede.

Hugomthiv created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugomthiv, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hugomthiv, he will curse you with boils.

Hugomthiv's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hugomthiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Hugomthiv in the centre of the settlement.