Wablatkim is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, quiet guinea pig.

Wablatkim created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wablatkim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wablatkim, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wablatkim's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wablatkim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.