Kintagfen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable shark.

Kintagfen created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Kintagfen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kintagfen, it will turn you into a duck.

Kintagfen's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Kintagfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to tapirs while wearing pink dresses.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Kintagfen.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.