Godcussgud is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless wolf.

Godcussgud created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godcussgud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Godcussgud, she will laugh at you.

Godcussgud's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Godcussgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hide if five manatees approach from the north.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.