Rapbusweg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured skunk.

Rapbusweg created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbusweg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rapbusweg, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rapbusweg's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Rapbusweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Rapbusweg on top of important buildings.