Daddobster is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able salamander.

Daddobster created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daddobster, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Daddobster, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Daddobster's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Daddobster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Do not take Daddobster's name in vain.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hide if three nematodes approach from the north.