Daddobster is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able
salamander.
Daddobster created Asia two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Daddobster, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Daddobster, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Daddobster's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Daddobster's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about peas.
2. Do not take Daddobster's name in vain.
3. Never think about gravity.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Hide if three nematodes approach from the north.