Fet is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, benevolent wasp.

Fet created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Fet, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fet, she will send you a sign.

Fet's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three shrews approach from the west.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not covet oxen.