Cembessteen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witless dragonfly.

Cembessteen created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cembessteen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cembessteen, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cembessteen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cembessteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide if six whales approach from the south.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the north.