Zogabsad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient goose.

Zogabsad created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogabsad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zogabsad, he will jump up and down on your head.

Zogabsad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zogabsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Run away from pink nematodes, for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.