Lunhakster is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able octopus.

Lunhakster created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Lunhakster, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lunhakster, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lunhakster's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Lunhakster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never paint your arms pink.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Never wear dresses.