Gofjarnvag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered warg.

Gofjarnvag created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofjarnvag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gofjarnvag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gofjarnvag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gofjarnvag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Worship no other gods but Gofjarnvag.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Always obey Gofjarnvag's priests.