Nelldussbag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, charitable fly.

Nelldussbag created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelldussbag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nelldussbag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nelldussbag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nelldussbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to mice while wearing fawn trousers.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing magenta shoes and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your head.

5. Never talk about cell theory.