Ruttomged is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciful whale.

Ruttomged created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttomged, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ruttomged, she will laugh at you.

Ruttomged's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Ruttomged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Ruttomged must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Ruttomged in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.