Hatstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful eagle.

Hatstrag created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatstrag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hatstrag, it will jump up and down on your head.

Hatstrag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hatstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never wear white jumpers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Hatstrag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about nebulae.